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It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.
Author: William Ralph Inge

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Author: George Orwell

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
Author: P. D. James

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
Author: Terence

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks. Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah." Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks. Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes