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It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.
Author: Aristotle

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Aaron Rose

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
Author: William Blake

It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
Author: Colette

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes