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In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

In soft regions are born soft men.
Author: Herodotus

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes