Best quotes to send by SMS

All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey
All things must change to something new, to something strange.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Author: Aristotle
All we know is still infinitely less than all that remains unknown.
Author: William Harvey
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
'Hot
dog!'
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes