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A man after his own heart.
Author: Bible

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Author: Joan Rivers

A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
Author: William Shakespeare

A man is morally free when, in full possession of his living humanity, he judges the world, and judges other men, with uncompromising sincerity.
Author: George Santayana

A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have risen far above him.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes