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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Believe in life! Always human beings will live and progress to greater, broader and fuller life.
Author: W. E. B. Du Bois

Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.
Author: Thomas Paine

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
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What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes