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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
Author: Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Author: Dean Acheson

A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.
Author: Louis L'Amour

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.
Author: Walt Whitman

A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.
Author: Thales

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes