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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.
Author: H. L. Mencken

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
Author: Harry S Truman

All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes