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There is a concept which corrupts and upsets all others. I refer not to Evil, whose limited realm is that of ethics; I refer to the infinite.
Author: Jorge Luis Borges

Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.
Author: Henry Bromel

I suppose no matter what I'm drawing, there will always be some sort of question in my mind about it. A work of art (even cartoon art)is never really finished; it is abandoned.
Author: Brooke McEldowney

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
Author: Homer

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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