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Governments never learn. Only people learn.
Author: Milton Friedman

Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Great is truth, and all powerful.
Author: Vulgate

Great necessities call out great virtues.
Author: Abigail Adams

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
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What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
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Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
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