Best quotes to send by SMS

Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Author: Russel Lynes
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Author: Voltaire
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's red and green and wears
boxing
gloves?
A fruit punch.
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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he
become?
Lone Lee.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What did the ice cream say
to the unhappy
cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What food is good for the brain?
Noodle
soup.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What do you get if you cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes