Best quotes to send by SMS
Joshua Schachter Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter

Thomas H. Huxley Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Helen Hayes Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes

Russel Lynes Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Author: Russel Lynes

Voltaire Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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Food jokes When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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Food jokes What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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Food jokes What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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Food jokes What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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