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It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Author: Al Franken

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.
Author: Anne Rice

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes