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It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true: "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, "In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous."
Author: Andy Warhol

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.
Author: Paris Hilton

I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Jean Paul Sartre says in "No Exit" that hell is other people. Well, our task in life is to make it heaven. Or at least earth.
Author: Alan Alda

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.
Author: Seneca

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes