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There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes