Best Cell Phones

Life is like getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, and then year by year, gradually walking home.
Author: April Foiles

Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Author: Martha Stewart

Life isn't long enough for love and art.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Author: Anais Nin

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Author: Wilson Mizner

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes