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A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
Author: Cuban Proverb

A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A light heart lives long.
Author: Irish Proverb

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Author: Bob Edwards

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes