Best quotes to send by SMS
J. K. Rowling Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
Author: J. K. Rowling

Joel Hawes Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
Author: Joel Hawes

George Bernard Shaw Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Joseph Conrad All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Anatole France All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Author: Anatole France

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Blonde jokes Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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Blonde jokes Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
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Blonde jokes Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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