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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
Author: George Orwell

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
Author: Italian Proverb

It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
Author: Carl Sagan

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
Author: Agatha Christie

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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