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Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books are a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
Author: Arnold Lobel

Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Author: William Phillips

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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