Best quotes to send by SMS
Saki He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Author: Saki

James Thurber He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Author: James Thurber

David Guterson He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson

Sir Francis Bacon He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Julian of Norwich He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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