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Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't.
Author: Peter Drucker

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Author: Mark Twain

Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
Author: Titus Livius

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
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Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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