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He who laughs, lasts!
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
Author: Horace

He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

He who teaches children learns more than they do.
Author: German Proverb

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Author: Sir William Drummond

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes