
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any ma
Author: William Shakespeare
Neither should you fret too much about 'writers block'. If youre looking at a blank piece of paper and nothing comes to you, then go do something else. Writers block is just a symptom of feeling like you have nothing to say, combined with the rather weird
Author: Hugh Macleod
Never again clutter your days or nights with so many menial and unimportant things that you have no time to accept a real challenge when it comes along. This applies to play as well as work. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. You are not h
Author: Og Mandino
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Author: Native American Proverb
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their
copies of the blonde
joke list.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her
tongue.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She's the one on her bike.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They always forget the recipe.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes