Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any ma
Author: William Shakespeare

Hugh Macleod Neither should you fret too much about 'writers block'. If youre looking at a blank piece of paper and nothing comes to you, then go do something else. Writers block is just a symptom of feeling like you have nothing to say, combined with the rather weird
Author: Hugh Macleod

Og Mandino Never again clutter your days or nights with so many menial and unimportant things that you have no time to accept a real challenge when it comes along. This applies to play as well as work. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. You are not h
Author: Og Mandino

Native American Proverb Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Author: Native American Proverb

Baltasar Gracian Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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Blonde jokes Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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Blonde jokes Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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