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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Americans never quit.
Author: General Douglas Macarthur

Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.
Author: Homer

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Author: Publilius Syrus

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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