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Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Author: Ogden Nash

Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Author: Lady Duff-Gordon

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
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