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A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
Author: Lord Byron

A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house.
Author: Bible

A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse.
Author: Sophocles

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Author: Robert Chapman

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Author: Cicero

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!
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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!
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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!
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