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A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.
Author: Jackie Gleason

A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
Author: Cuban Proverb

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Author: English Proverb

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes