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Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Experience teaches only the teachable.
Author: Aldous Huxley

External signs of wealth and success are often cheap storefronts that hide internal mediocrity or even incompetence.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Facts are stupid things.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !
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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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