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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Author: Mark Twain

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
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What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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