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Nature is not cruel, pitiless, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose
Author: Richard Dawkins

Necessity has no law.
Author: William Langland

Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.
Author: Bible

Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.
Author: Paul Graham

Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes