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I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Author: Hob Broun

Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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