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A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.
Author: Barry Neil Kaufman

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Author: Anonymous

A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Author: Leon Battista Alberti

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde

A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Author: Russian Proverb

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.
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Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes