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Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidible, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and i
Author: Victor Hugo

Nothing fails like success.
Author: Gerald Nachman

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
Author: Jim Horning

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Author: Willa Cather

What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes