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(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses) nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
Author: e e cummings

...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Author: Dan Quayle

[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Author: Lord Byron

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes