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I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
Author: Carlos Castaneda

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.
Author: Rabbi Abraham Heschel

It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.
Author: Albert Einstein

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
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Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
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