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Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church someone may say to himself, 'Why do you not practice what you preach?'
Author: Saint Jerome

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.
Author: Phillips Brooks

Do not rely completely on any other human being, however dear. We meet all life's greatest tests alone.
Author: Agnes Macphail

Do not speak ill of society, Algie. Only people who can't get in do that.
Author: Oscar Wilde

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes