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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Author: George Eliot

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Author: Unknown

Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the need to reason elaborately.
Author: Saul Bellow

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Author: Aesop

What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
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A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: " There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.
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