Best quotes to send by SMS

Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Author: Thomas Fuller
Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Truth is truth
To the end of reckoning.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Which weather features do druggies like
most?
Highs
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
The Michaels family owned a small farm in
Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had
been the
subject of a minor dispute between the United States and
Canada for
generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her
ninetieth
birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three
grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I
just got some
news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an
agreement with
the people in Washington. They've decided that our
land is really part
of the United States. We have the right to
approve or disapprove of the
agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right now
and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of
those Canadian winters!"
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in
New
England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the
"pouring
rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Q: What
did the thermometer say to the
other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What is hail
?
Hard boiled rain !
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes