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One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
Author: Etty Hillesum

One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
Author: Blaise Pascal

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
Author: Marie Curie

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Author: Will Durant

I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
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