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Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.
Author: Emily Dickinson

The world wants to be deceived.
Author: Sebastian Brant

What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I don't really trust a sane person.
Author: Lyle Alzado

No one knows what he can do till he tries.
Author: Publilius Syrus

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"
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Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
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