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Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes