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You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.
Author: Constantine Peter Cavafy

The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep.
Author: Bible

You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Author: Publilius Syrus

You teach best what you most need to learn.
Author: Richard Bach

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes