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I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes