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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White

I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever." "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?" "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes