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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Author: Augusten Burroughs

It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Author: Edith Nesbitt

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Author: Bill Cosby

It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.
Author: William Ralph Inge

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
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What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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