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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Author: Unknown

All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.
Author: Doris Lessing

All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
Author: Demosthenes

All that counts in life is intention.
Author: Andrea Bocelli

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

Adding Up by Juan & Juan
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The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew
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Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue
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Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
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'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'
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