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Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Author: Tom Stoppard

I have seen flowers come in stony places And kind things done by men with ugly faces And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races, So I trust too.
Author: John Masefield

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes