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The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
Author: James M. Barrie

What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
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What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !
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What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !
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How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
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