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It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Author: Sam Brown

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Author: W. C. Fields

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes