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Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
Author: Bob Edwards

Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Author: Jerome K. Jerome

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Author: John C. Dvorak

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Author: Saint Augustine

Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !
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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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